Televangelist compares Trump to Jesus’ disciples: ‘Every one of them were Donald Trumps’

By Walter Einenkel | 29 November 2016
Daily Kos

Rick Joyner. (YouTube, screenshot)

Right Wing Watch does God’s work for many of us. They listen and watch and persevere through hours and hours of right wing bile every week, in order to show us what some people on the right are saying out loud, into microphones. Rick Joyner, for those who are blissfully unawares is a religious type pastor figure at Morning Star Ministries. These are end of the world extremist Christians who believe, not unlike ISIS, that they have to take over and oppress anyone who is not in line with their version of the Gospel. Joyner has been one of the many hypocrites evangelists who loudly supported Donald Trump’s run for President. He’s also clearly overwhelmed by the unpopular win as this gives him that much more access to power—for God of course. He was on some inane Christian-thumping show, you know the type, speaking calmly and smiling while saying truly horrific and insane things.

Joyner said that he met with Trump once before the election and discussed Trump’s plans to address illegal immigration. During the discussion, Joyner claimed, he “saw the tears well up” in Trump’s eyes at the thought that his plan to deport millions of undocumented immigrants could split up families.

“He was about to bust out crying,” Joyner claimed. “He said, ‘We can’t do that, we can’t hurt the families, we’ve got to fix that.’”

After my mind threw up listening to this drivel, Joyner took it to another level in Dante’s Inferno with this little bit of knowledge.

“If you look at the disciples that Jesus chose, they were all Donald Trump,” Joyner later declared. “Every one of them were Donald Trumps.”

It is times like this that I wish the Messiah were going to come back and punish the evil and wicked because it’s charlatans like Rick Joyner that would feel the heat.

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  1. Rick Joyner is a Facebook/Social Mediavangelist. Televangelists for all intents and purposes don't exist any more. Facebook where the Johnson Amendment came to die.

  2. New member here:

    I have become an atheist, and I'm a Democratic Socialist. I'm now 68 years old and I have been a registered Democrat
    since I was old enough to vote.

    We have a dictator in the Whitehouse! Yeah! The Orange Marmalade Mussolini! The Tangerine Tyrant! I have to wonder . . .
    is that a dead cat he wears on top of his prosthetic forehead? He's been looking rather pale as of late. Maybe he needs
    to apply another Cheetos facial.

    Oh! But all the right-wing telephoney Christard evangelists believe that Trump and his Rape-publican party or all
    disciples of JEEEEEZUSSSSS!!! Really? Really?

    I have read a few years back, on AlterNet, that about 57% percent of Republicans would like to see the USA become
    a theocracy. Yeah! the USA becoming like the Republic of Gilead as in The Handmaiden's Tale in the novel written
    by Margaret Atwood.

    What really scares the beejeebers outta me, is that Donald Trump has access to the nuclear launch codes! I would
    not trust him to have access to the secret prize in a box of Cracker Jacks!!!

    Yeah! His finger hovering over the red button . . . . . like, tell me when Lord! Tell me when! make me your instrument!

    DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! The missiles are flying tonight! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

    Yeah! The Republican party would like to start Armageddon, to make Apocalypse, believing JEZZZZZASS will come
    sooner to rapture all the good little Retardicans and give them all a magic carpet ride up to their golden mansions
    way up yonder in La La Land where there will be sweet apple pie in the sweet by and by, while the rest of us Godless
    heathens will die in piles of radioactive rubble!

    Now! Ain't that really sweet?!?

    • Are you my twin? I could have written this- thank you for saving me! RIGHT ON!!!!! Also 68, Dem since beginning, Atheist, & equally as sarcastic! Keep up the good work! Keep fighting!

  3. The comparisons to Judas aren’t fair. If you’re a Christian, your owe much of your faith to him. He had Jeebus’ blessing to betray him, because it was necessary for the rest to happen. Ar least according to Christian mythology.


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