Pastor Claims He Has Seen Aborted Fetuses Hug Jesus In Heaven

By Jen Froderman | 20 March 2016
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Pastor Jesse Duplantis. (Jesse Duplantis Ministries / screen grab)

Pastor Jesse Duplantis is a religiot of epic proportions, on par with the likes of Kenneth Copeland and the “Godfather” of incomprehensible religiosity, Pat Robertson. One small difference makes this “pastor” even more deserving of the ridicule of those who use their brains: he claims to have been in heaven, seen everything there in detail and to have all of the answers that the mentally-disturbed faithful ask of him.

In fact, he is now claiming that heaven takes on all aborted babies as well as any child who dies before the “age of accountability.” Speaking on aborted fetuses, he says any child that “the world rejects, heaven accepts.” Ok, that is kinda odd, does that mean that children that the almighty does not allow to be born (and therefore, were rejected by God himself) are not accepted? That was probably just an oversight in his presentation, right?

Here is the rub, if the children who die are in the same “looking” body as they were when they died (or they wouldn’t have appeared as children hugging Jesus in heaven) then what kind of heaven is there for a fetus? Most abortions happen when fetuses are unrecognizable as humans, just basically a bunch of cells… how does a bunch of cells hug Jesus?

But, he has seen these “kids” hugging Jesus in the “new heaven” that he just can’t wait to get back to. Because going there the first time just made him a millionaire on Earth, totally rejecting biblical principals of austerity and poverty being the best way to serve the Lord. I guess, though, that the irony of an angry Jesus in the bible throwing the riches of the temple and flogging rich priests is lost on this rapture-seeking troglodyte.

Seriously, this is a one or the other thing, either there are children in heaven because they died as children, or they get new bodies that are at their prime – meaning no children. This charlatan is claiming not only are all bodies made new, there are children in heaven including fetuses who are stuck at the age they were at death, which is clearly paradoxical and completely insane.

Gross and inane, watch this horrifyingly energetic fraud speak about his favorite fantasies here:

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105 COMMENTS

  1. God is a concept made up by people who are superstitious and need an invisible friend to make it through life. These religions became institutionalized when the wealthy 1 % realized they could use it as a means of social control to keep their wealthy status. "God picked me as king"(the divine right of kings). "Your rewards are in "heaven" so reamin docile while we rich steal everything the poor have." Religon teaches people to hate people unlike themselves (women, gay people, people of a different race, etc). The actual facts are we are born, we live and we die, period. There is no knowing what comes after death, if anything. Any religion that teaches the mythical regions of heaven and hell is made up bullshit. Noone knows what happens after death. For those who need a crutch to get through life, I am glad religion is there for them. If your religion teaches you to hate, or push your religion on otrhers it is teaching you to be a predator..

  2. What about the ones that were aborted before developing arms? Did he see all the different stages of development? Or did they appear as the people they would have become? Did he see miscarriages as well or was it just the politically helpful ones? And has he seen a psychiatrist lately?

  3. I want to tell you of a vision I had…..

    ! This was all a revelation given to me by J.R. "Bob" Dobbs during an emmaculation, a communication while I was excremeditating on the great porcelain throne of relief.

    During my defecation, "Bob" entered my mind.

    I have seen Jesus abducted by aliens after he ascended into space, tied to a pair of golden arches. The leader of the aliens is none other than RONALD MCDONALD, who then rips the flesh off of Jesus except or his head and and feet, so he can regenerate. To place in capsules to fire into space towards earth to be aged by cosmic radiation and enters the atmosphere to be retrieved and the jesus flesh is mixed in with pork product, polysorbate 60, sodium benzoate, natutal and artificial flavors, pressed into patties to become MCRIB!!!!!!!! Why did they discontinue the Orange Drank? It was made from his tears as he no longer weeps anymore. When he is stripped to the bone, what happens to his male parts, oh its fed to Grimace because he is sick.

    Good time to enjoy the great taste of McDonalds

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